orientaltiger:

Heartbreak inspires me to do absolutely everything and at the same time absolutely nothing.

(via dogisms)

sexymixedkid:

My hobbies include surfing (the internet) and running (a blog)

(via homeworkmyass)

neyruto:

you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell 

(via dogisms)

quasiwhitegirl:

so I’m trying to study, but I keep getting distracted by this acetylcholinesterase enzyme because it just looks like it’s having so much fun

every time I switch tabs it’s like BAM SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY

(via homeworkmyass)

terriblyunoriginal:

tacohz:

The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed

I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.

(Source: ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart, via kanyewesticle)

urbran:

cursivecurses:

Nickelback has 7 albums.

one for each of the seven deadly sins

(Source: theheadlightsarediamonds, via caraknightley)

i found a way to make my penis 12 inches long

fold it in half 

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via homeworkmyass)