Heartbreak inspires me to do absolutely everything and at the same time absolutely nothing.
you ever dislike someone so much you just want to shrink and crawl inside them so you can whisper i hate you to each individual blood cell
so I’m trying to study, but I keep getting distracted by this acetylcholinesterase enzyme because it just looks like it’s having so much fun
every time I switch tabs it’s like BAM SURPRISE ENZYME PARTY
The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed
I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets.
Nickelback has 7 albums.
one for each of the seven deadly sins
i found a way to make my penis 12 inches long
fold it in half